GOONS! burst onto the scene as a masked ensemble of master villains and near-par instrumentalists. Brought together by fate while simultaneously robbing an A&W drive-in, their mission is clear: to bring the raw power of rock ’n' roll to those in need. The true identities of GOONS! remain shrouded in mystery, with members only known by their monikers GOON! #1 through GOON! #5, reinforcing their super-group persona, dedicated to a life of musical crime. Their debut album “Never Go Back” earned parole from Hi Tide Recordings in June 2026.  “Sassy hip-shakers underlined by a relentlessly rumbling Farfisa organ, delivering a brand of frat-house party music that few current bands have captured with such authenticity.”
- Vintage Rock Magazine UK
“Best concept album since Dark Side of the Moon"
-Andy Shernoff, The Dictators